He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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