So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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