My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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