Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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