I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I need to calm my uterus...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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