Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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