I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you had me at cake vodka
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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