You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
