so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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