and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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