yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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