In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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