I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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