Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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