it was like having sex with a tree stump
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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