if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Who wears a wallet chain?!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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