Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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