Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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