yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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