Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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