We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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