JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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