i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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