There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
