i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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