this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just google imaged poop.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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