Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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