Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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