She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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