I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Boobs are out for the taking
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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