I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm too high and old for this...
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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