please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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