Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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