Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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