Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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