living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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