I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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