I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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