weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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