Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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