Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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