You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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