Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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