How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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