I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
NoShamevember. You game?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
