she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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