dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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