Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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