I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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