Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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