yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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