Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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