i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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