I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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